February 2012
734 posts
How people use mirrors
Boys:
Girls:
☺More Laughs Here.
codons:
It was all because of your no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.
“I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes...”
– Mary Shelley, Frankenstein.
#mary shelley #this quote though #it’s all kinds of wonderful #hey remember that time one asswipe was like you have 30 seconds to name something invented by a woman… #…and Mary was like SCIENCE FICTION MOTHERFUCKERS #that was awesome #thanks Mary Shelley (via snappily)
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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
